Ask The EZB!
Dear Easy B,
I've been trying to grow a bitchin beard a la The EZB but it appears I'm
more boy than man, any suggestions?
-Mister Brown
Well Mr. Brown,
Actually I have implants. Like you I have a boyish face,
and if you have three grand, you too can look like me. So go to
www.hairchinformen.com and tell them ezb says, "hello." - EZB
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Dear Easy B,
Is it possible to learn suavity or easiness, or both? If so, what would be a good order to learn them in?
If it isn't possible to learn these things, what's a poor boy do?
-Nolan Voight, International Playboy
Nolan,
All you really need is large amounts of weed and a good cable provider. - EZB
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Dear Easy B,
Here's my question:
I know a lot of crazy things happen on the road with the Truckers, what's the craziest thing to happen (at least what you can tell)??
-tommy
Tommy,
The time we killed that guy-SHIT-I mean the time we almost killed that guy in Kansas City. -EZB
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Dear Easy B,
Can humans really spontaneously combust? If so, which one of the Drive-By Truckers will go first?
Your friend forever,
Dave the Stripper
No contest, that would be Mike (stinkypants) Cooley. - EZB
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DEAR EASY B,
WHY DO OLD PEOPLE SHRINK?
PAT
SHIT! You mean I'm not getting taller? - EZB
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My question for the great and Easy B is as follows:
What was your first drum set and how much did it cost?
TRUCKERS KICK ASS!
Thanks.
Paulie
My first drum set was a five piece CB700 set.
And I paid way to much for it. - EZB